Minnesota – God’s Country

Aug 12 – Moved to Minnesota. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so serene and beautiful. Can hardly wait to see snow cover them. God’s country…I love it here.

Oct 14 – Minnesota is the most beautiful place. The leaves are turning all different colors, I love the shades of red and orange. I went for a ride through the beautiful country side and spotted some deer, they are so graceful certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise Minnesota, I love it here.

Nov 11 – Deer season will start soon. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon…I love it here.

Dec 2 – It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, it looks like a post card. We went outside and cleaned the snow off of the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight, (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway out again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony… I love Minnesota.

Dec 12 – More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). Winter wonderland… I love it here.

Dec 19 – More snow last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I’m exhausted from shoveling. Dang snowplow…

Dec 22 – More of the white stuff fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from all this dang shoveling. I think the snow plow man hides around the corner and waits till I’m done shoveling my driveway…what a jerk!

Dec 25 – “White Christmas” my busted butt. More friggin’ snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bee who drives that snow plow, I swear I’ll castrate that dumb idiot. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt this god forsaken ice.

Dec 28 – More white stuff fell last night. Been inside since Christmas Day, except for shoveling out the driveway after “Snow Plow Harry” comes by, the prick…d_ _ _ car is behind a ton of snow. The weatherman said to expect another 10 inches of white crap tonight. Do you know how many shovels of snow 10 inches is?

Jan 1 – Happy Friggin’ New Year. The weatherman was wrong (again.) We didn’t get 10″ last night, we got 34″, stupid a_ _ weatherman anyway. At this rate it won’t melt before the 4th of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road and the jerk had the gall to come to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I’ve broken 6 shovels already, shoveling all the sh@# he pushed into my driveway, I broke the last one over his friggin’ head.

Jan 4 – Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food, on the way back a damn deer ran in front of me. I hit the big furry rat and tore my car all to hell. Did $3,000 in damages. Those worthless beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed all of them last November.

May 3 – Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing rotted out from all damn salt they keep dumping all over the road. Car looks like a piece of crap

May 10 – Moved back to Oklahoma, I can’t imagine why anyone in their right f@#$%^$ mind would ever want to live in this g@#-forsaken place called Minnesota.

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